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Books people lie about

Monday, March 09, 2009

Britain celebrated World Book Day last week, and put out a poll to go along with the celebration. People were asked if they had ever claimed to read a book when they hadn't and 65 percent of respondents said that yes they had. Patrik Henry Bass a former book editor and current senior editor of ESSENCE magazine, joins us to talk about why people lie about what they are reading.

If you've faked reading some of the books mentioned in this segment and want to redeem yourself, cross them off the list below.


POST-SHOW UPDATE: Hey there. This is Stephanie — I was collecting your responses today on which books you’ve said you read, but actually haven’t. Your responses overwhelmed us! Here’s the list of tomes you’ve fibbed about — along with the reasons why.

All of Dickens.
But I did listen to it on tape. Does that count?

A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century, by Barbara Tuchman.
Ironically, I have wanted to read this for years. I have started perhaps 10 times, but then…

Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence.
It's because I could never get through enough of it to find a good part, so to speak.

Dante’s Inferno
I hope I don't burn in hell for that one.

War and Peace by Leo Tolsoy.
I did it to better my chances with a woman I really liked, but it was a really stupid move, because it invited follow-up questions.

A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking.
If as many people read this book as bought it, we’d be a nation of cosmologists by now.

Moby Dick by Herman Melville.
I tried to read it because I was dating a sea captain and he loved it, but after just two chapters, I thought why?

The Star Wars series.
I actually have read them — many more than most people know.

Comments

Emily

Toni Morrison's book is _Beloved_, not _The Beloved_.

Mar. 12 2009 11:45 AM
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Liz

I love to read long books, but I once attempted to read Gone With the Wind for a book report in high school...honestly - the most boring book I ever read! So, half way into it, I discovered that if I just read one page, skipped one hundred pages (and repeat until done) that I basically understood what was going on. It was like a soap opera on television - you can turn it back on a year later and still be able to follow the story!

Mar. 10 2009 11:01 AM
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B.

Interesting. Honestly the books that I have read always horrified people enough that I don't remember ever having to lie about having read a book. I haven't read War and Peace, but I have read Anna Karenina twice. After reading the Inferno, I made it half-way through the Purgatorio. Read the first book of Proust, and again about half-way through the second book. Never saw a reason to lie about books to other people. Accumulating a library as a result of an ability to lie to myself about my capacity for reading seems odd enough.

Mar. 09 2009 01:05 PM
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Matt

I was assigned Wuthering Heights in two different literature classes in college. I never got past page thirty. Either time. Ugh.

Mar. 09 2009 10:01 AM
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Josh

In college I took a 3 month course on The Canterbury Tales and I still keep the huge book on my bookshelf for bragging rights. In truth, I think I read about 10 pages of it. Thank god for Cliff Notes!

Mar. 09 2009 09:42 AM
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david

I would like to suggest that people consider the Bible for this list. I have read it cover to cover and it has become obvious to me that very few people have read it themselves even though most people would say that they have.

Mar. 09 2009 09:32 AM
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Ellen

I DID read several books in their original French in college - Le Rouge et Le Noir, Mme. Bovary, La Cousine Bette - but really didn't understand them, so while I can brag about my accomplishment I couldn't tell you anything about those books. (Was The Red and The Black about clergy?)

Mar. 09 2009 09:02 AM
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Anne

I lied about having read a memoir in which my colleague (who outranks me) is a main "character": a stupid lie and pointless, but the memoir was written by someone I know and the memoir is, I hear, mean to my colleague, so I just clucked my tongue and said "I know, it's unbelievable that she wrote that about her."

Now I'm curious!

Mar. 09 2009 06:25 AM
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